This is definitey a “this cant be life” moment. While browsing Facebook this morning, I ran across a post on a woman by the name of Arteesha Donaldson who was arrested for assualting her girlfriend after their dildo was misplaced…….I’ll pause for your reaction. Anywhoo, according to Huff Post and The Smoking Gun, the young lady told police that she was upset because she couldn’t find her “detachable latex penis”and that she didn’t assualt her GF. She simply threw an ironing borad on the floor….not at her. A mess right?

Donaldson was arrested after police determined she had active warrants in the neighborhood already. She was charged with misdemeanor assualt and battery. Thes dykes have got to do better!!

Source: Huffington Post